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For those of you who don't have a clue about who Doc is you can go back home. But . . . for those of you who are still here, Doc was my Physics teacher freshman year. He is also the dean of the honors college at Pitt and the leader of the Campus Fools (a group of clowns you dolt!) He's a pretty cool teacher and sometimes says memorable things without knowing it. Here goes the top ten (or however many it ends up being) list of Doc Stewart Quotes! |
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Semester One - Mechanics and Dynamics"Go out on a desert island with a pad and a pen and get infinite pleasure out of going in a circle" "Some kinky stuff, this physics" "True, but not useful" "Let's work problems" "Let's make a grand assertion" "Let's do some bathroom physics" "The miraculous Atwood's machine - mass less string and pulley without friction" "Let's do this in the elevator reference frame" "Again, this person is apparently weightless" "Finally - make some U's" "Friction makes the world run down" "Let's blame it on gravity" "I'll throw in quantum mechanics, that'll be scary" "I'll resist the urge" "The street actually pushes your car down the road" "Preacher continues" "Let's do some unabomber physics" "DAMN STRAIGHT!!" "Coital Crashes" "Let's look at a monkey, a frictionless tree limb, a bunch of bananas, a massless string, and a completely frictionless pulley, which is what all you engineers wish you could make" "Let's look at this from a different standpoint. Let's look at this from a different standpoint. Let's look at this from a different standpoint. Let's look at this from a different standpoint. Let's look at this from a different standpoint." "Whip that one out at Thanksgiving dinner!" "Oooohhhh! The Klooge!" "Let's do a snoopy in the boat." "Here comes this eraser and it decides to blow up." "The whole world is a vibrator." "Oh God this is fun!" "That's a very suggestive equation." "That reminds me, I have to make a pie." "See if I can pull out of my tail the consequence of this." "That's the way God created this at t=0" |
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Semester Two - Electrocity and Magneticism"Hey, this rubbing stuff is fun!" "Ya know, the shrunken head bit." "Approximation (gasp)" "We'll have an orgy of demonstrations!" "Physics of beer kegs on a beer wagon." "Bathroom physics. I have an idea - electrostatic urinals!!!" "Big orgasmic ideal" "That's worth thinking about in the shower." "What is the feeled (oops, field) between two infinite sheets." "No action between the sheets." "So, If I wind up on the floor as I fiddle with this, someone come pick me up off the floor" "People with PhD's must be wise. BULL!" "We forgot to charge these little suckers." "Darth Vader is a non-conservative force." "Genie between the sheets with a wheelbarrow." "I love this stuff. It's enough to make you purr." "You're basically a crummy conductor." "When you do chemical engineer you'll have this stuff coming out your . . . uh . . . ears." |